DRUNK Guy Talk: Sex Toys, Oral & Period Sex

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

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shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

shiny-dragonair:

My favorite thing to burn.

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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pleatedjeans:

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.

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near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

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fedswatching:

ohhhhhhhh shittttttttt

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nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

hella-rad-mofo:

makepatronusesnothorcruxes:

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

me during movies where 99% of the population of earth dies

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me during movies where a dog dies

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TOO SOON

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rangerkimmy:

pbbth

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