trolltina:

me as a parent

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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alexernst:

burn lmao

alexernst:

burn lmao

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thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 





I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.


don’t give even one tiny little fuck


NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

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I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

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NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

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loserlikestarkidpotter said: I just watched your podcast and it was amazing! It really made me smile and laugh after a crappy day, thank you :)

Thank you, I’m so glad! Any name suggestions.
(gonna make this public so I can shout out the podcast again…shameless)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn9INt8hlik

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humorking:

me auditioning to model

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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wastedtalentcompany:

ultrafacts:

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no wonder my dog does this 😢 I just thought he was an asshole

wastedtalentcompany:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

no wonder my dog does this 😢 I just thought he was an asshole

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Podcast Ep. #1 Love Life (Help Us Name This!)

Justin and I have started a podcast…or it will be a podcast when we have a name and make a soundcloud account.
We’re super professional

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

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